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fueledbypeterick:
Pete Wentz laughing at 3 different speeds
(via fueledbymusics)
straightwhiteman:
i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears
(Source: 10000bc, via rnexican)
taycreatesmemories:
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
(via unoriginalpeople)
joydivsion:
do you think bing’s creator secretly goes on google because he know his website is shit
(via unoriginalpeople)
Add in your own language
English:
I love you
German:
Ich liebe dich.
Tumblr:
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash:
alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Harry Potter:
Always
Thornberry:
BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean:
Don't ever change.
Fangirlish:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian:
Szeretlek
Persian:
Doostet daram
Czech:
Miluju tě
Turkish:
Seni seviyorum
Batman:
NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian:
Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury:
WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
Italian:
Ti amo~
Nightwing:
Touch my ass
Tim Drake:
Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual:
will there be wifi
Korra:
Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4:
Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson:
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish:
Te amo.
Loki:
You have heart.
Tony Stark:
Ace Attorney:
Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
Homura:
MADOKA-CHAN!!
Toph:
*PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
Sokka:
BOOMERANG!!
Mai:
I don't hate you.
Zuko:
Honor!!
Captain Jack Harkness:
Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Sherlock:
You're an idiot.
John Watson:
I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Blaine Anderson:
I lo- AND CUT!
Spock:
I have been emotionally compromised
Ryan Murphy:
MORE FINCHEL!
Kurt Hummel:
*sipping coffee**splutters*
Taylor Swift:
And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you.
Rumplestiltskin:
NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME!
Fangirl:
FUCK YOU
The Hunger Games:
Real or not real? Real.
Harry Potter:
*tries to smile* *covers self in pumpkin juice*
Starkid:
Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah
Yoda:
You I love.
Klingon:
qamuSHa
ghost hunters:
can you communicate with us
ghost hunters:
oh so your name is william